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In the "You never know what you'll see on the T" department: Today I offered the female half of an older couple my seat. Across from her was a girl in her twenties. Sitting next to the woman was an Asian man who was sleeping. His head kept falling side to side, coming to rest on the shoulders of the women sitting by him. Each woman did their best to get farther and farther away, the husband of the woman who took my seat getting slightly annoyed. After ten minutes of this, the girl and I looked at each other and started to laugh. The next thing I know, the Asian man's head falls backwards and he snaps awake, aparently having hurt himself slightly. After a quick self massage, he was back to bouncing off the women's shoulders, at one point completely resting his head on the woman to his left. "He must have had a rough night," I mouthed to the girl as we both snickered under our breath.

It happened that she and I got off at the same stop. As we left the train she said "I bet you're glad you didn't sit there."

"You never know what you'll see on the T," I replied. No sooner had I said this than the kid in front of her stepped out of his shoe (which flew backwards down the stairs), fell on his face, turned and bumped into her while taking his shoe from the person who caught it, and went stumbling up the steps, tripping over his extra long pants and his other untied shoe. "Your shoe lace, your shoe lace!" someone yelled. I looked at the girl, she looked at me and we both laughed.

You never know what you'll see on the T.

Hunting For Bambi hoax

Promoter Who Offered Nude Hunting Trips Accused of Staging a Hoax, Faces Charges - from Tampa Bay Online

Hunting for Bambi is officially a hoax as determined by the AP. We can all breathe a little easier now.

Hunting for Bambi

I stumbled across this link over at the [H]. Pretty messed up stuff. If I didn't know better, I'd think this was making fun of hicks with guns... Make sure to watch the video, and for added scariness check out huntingforbambi.com. NSFW and pretty f-ed up overall. This ain't no Harry Potter.

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WSJ.com - Poultry in Motion: With Invention, Chicken Catching Goes High-Tech

Early devices included the chicken vacuum, which sucked up birds and shot them through tubes to waiting trucks. But the birds tended to plug up the tubes and turn somersaults as they traveled inside the contraption. "We had too many die on us," recalls Buddy Burruss, vice president of operations at Tip Top Poultry Inc. of Marietta, Ga., which tested and quickly abandoned the pneumatic approach two decades ago.

Ha!

algorhythm/Creeps & weirdos
Check out the pic that goes with this post! Sooo funny! Where's the matching advertisement for the Boston T?

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Wired News: Google: Net Hacker Tool du Jour

"When your medical records are indexed in Google, something's wrong."

Amen.

Viking Kittens

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Viking Kittens - Joel Veitch rathergood.com music - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
I hadn't seen this before, but it's pretty funny. Not as good as that whee! video with the squirrels, but funny all the same...

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Lear's Shadow
I don't even have anything to say about this excpet to stick it out. Your have to read the entire page for the complete weirdness of it all to actually freak you out.

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Socially Inept
For you, Dave. Maybe we were both wrong and it will be HallMark's main headquarters?

"Anyone have a Walker Lindh?"

Germany: Dead terrorist's brain row
Soon to come: a new terrorist brain trading game. "I'll trade you Meinhof for bin Laden."

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waferbaby: Lay the Skin
Not his redesign, but the ATM thing. Why didn't I think of that?

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CD collector craves other's trash
I think this falls into the "Don't encourage them" category. I don't want AOL sending me anymore CD's and this girl needs to get a life. Now if she was shooting those CD's through cars, that would be different...

Ind. man builds pumpkin-shooting cannon
This rules. I only wish they had some video showing it in action.

Stoned Chicks = Ellen Feiss?

Google Search: stoned chicks
This rules. In other stupid Apple comercial news, there's another commercial that's been on TV sporting what seems to be Ellen's high male friend (he too is a student). What is Apple trying to say? You have to be high to dig an iMac?

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eBay: FOR SALE: TWO MEN!!!

Yeah. Add this one to the "messed up shit on ebay" file.

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