If your life was turned into a book, which sections would be noteworthy? The time you won the class president spot by write in vote in eleventh grade? How about the day you met Tom Ridge? Will the time you got in the dryer at the laundrymat on low heat and tumbled over and over be in there? Maybe the time you almost got in a fight with one of your best friends while they were in a vodka bottle? Then there was that time your girlfriend walked in while you were talking bad about her and your back was to the door and your friends knew and without even skipping a beat asked about the Mets/Sox game to keep you out of trouble. Then again, it might be the time you snuck into that building to print out pictures of some guys face pasted onto a gay porn scene cause he pissed you off and he was so much bigger than you and it was the only way you could get back at him...
Man... Books can only be so long. What would be in yours?