Sometimes it would be better if people just leave things along. Sometimes, it's funnier when they don't. And the stupid Japanese people can't appreciate them. I mean, hey buddy: come sell those square things in America. We'll cut the tops off an turn them into vodka drinks for two, sell them at bars for $100 a piece and make a mint. Hell, maybe I'll just buy some glass cubes and grow my own. It's not like he can patent square fruit or anything. I'll make little square kiwis and sell them too... This reminds me of that cat in the jar thing... I wish I could find that... It was fricken hysterical... Cats in a jar... ha ha ha...
Update: Scott found the link! He rules! Yeah Bonzai Kitten!