A while back, while I was at school, I met this potential student and we exchanged email addresses and screen names. Tonight I found this in his away message:
q. In last Tuesday's midterm elections, Republicans retook the U.S. Senate, giving them control of both houses of Congress. What do you think?a. "You know, they say people get the government they deserve, but I don't recall knife-raping any retarded nuns."
s'from the onion:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3842/wdyt_3842.html