Allow me to retort

Registered Trademark thinks: But what if I really, really, really wanted to touch your boobs? And what if I was extra nice while asking? Would you let me then?

dooce thinks:
Chances are, if you are extra nice while asking, you're gay.

dooce - certifiably not nice

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