Another addition to the old WTF file: The Juniata Eagles football team of my college alma mater is currently undefeated. I think the world really may be coming to the end. On the flip side, it's amazing to me how many students who should have graduated are still there and are still playing football. Meatheads.
"And God spake forth: 'You will meet the end when the one known as Troutman particpates in combat in a citrus bowl'". Or something.